℗ 1974 Columbia Records UNW 04008
Get yourself a cooler Lay yourself low Coincidental minor With nothing to show Well the judge's constipation Will go to his head And his wife's aggravation He'll soon end up dead It's the same old story Same old song and dance, my friend It's the same old story Same old song and dance, my friend Gotcha with the cocaine They found with your gun No smoothy faced laywer Will get ya undone Say love ain't the same On the south side of town You could look But you ain't gonna find it around It's the same old story Same old song and dance, my friend It's the same old story Same old story Same old song and dance, my friend Fate comes a-knockin' Doors start lockin' Your old time connection Change your direction Ain't gonna change it Can't rearrange it Can't stand the pain When it's all the same to you, my friend When you're low down and dirty From walkin' the street With your old hurdy gurdy No one to meet Said love ain't the same On the south side of town You could look But you ain't gonna find it around It's the same old story Same old song and dance, my friend It's the same old story Same old story Same old song and dance, my friend
Down to who knows who just to socialize I'm waitin' for my girls, when you caught my eyes You got your ways to make a man Honey, you got to understand I'm your man, child, Lord of the thighs Well, well, Lordie my God What do we got here She's flashin' 'cross the floor Make it perfectly clear You're the bait and you're the hook Someone bound to take a look I'm your man-child, lord of the thighs You must have come here to find me You've got the look in your eyes Although you really don't mind it I am the lord of your thighs You must have come here to find me You've got the look in your eyes Although you really don't mind it I am the lord of your thighs
Spaced in time, child of mine Doin' twenty years on the way Fire and steel, earth unreal Find another planet to stay Papa died, ma survived Tellin' me about her ordeal And the soul she could not feel 'Cause they made her so unreal Lightnin' years disappears Twenty million years on my brain Synthesize, overrides Tryin' to keep from goin' insane And my soul I can not feel 'Cause they made me so unreal Spaced enough to know I feel there's nothing out there Spaced enough to know I feel I really don't care Spaced enough to feel I'm really losin' my mind And I'm never ever goin' back I lost the track No one even knows I'm alive Spaced without a trace Waitin' for the word to arrive I'm the last man to survive
Well, she's the woman of the world And God she know it She'll turn my head Every time she shows it Yeah, nothing you can do Nothing you can say No way you can try to change her way She might be gone tomorrow Honey, say what you gotta say Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy what a woman Well I tried, I tried so hard to please her She'd give me a look if I beg to tease her There's nothing you can say Nothing you can do No way you can try to hoochie coo She might be gone tomorrow Oh, Lordy what you gonna do And I tried with an open hand And a heart of sorrow Hoped that everything would be all right Don't save too much lovin' for tomorrow Get out all your lovin' here tonight And I tried with an open hand And a heart of sorrow Hoped that everything would be all right Don't save too much lovin' for tomorrow Get out all your lovin' here tonight She got big-eyed cats She got coats of sable She seats forty-four at her dinner table And there's nothing you can do Nothing you can say No way you can try to change her way She might be gone tomorrow Oh, throwin' it all away
Stagecoach lady, hourglass body Makin' thinks glow in the night Well, she would if she could And she'd be good if she would Only tell her lover she be out tonight 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties Bogies turn, stinkin' of gin Well my daddy was hard His face was pretty scarred From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad It's too bad Can't get me none of that New sold lady My mama Cady Chivalry was born at her feet Wel she should have thought twice When pa showed his dice Imagine put my daddy to sleep 'Cause I'm a bad A lonely school boy And I'm a rat And it's too bad Can't get me none of that It's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad Lord, it's too bad It's too bad Lord, it's too bad I said it's too bad Lord, it's too bad
Well on a train, I met a dame She rather handsome We kinda look the same She was pretty From New York City I'm walkin' down that old fair lane I'm in heat, I'm in love But I just couldn't tell her so I said, train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long With a heave, and a ho But I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no Well, get along Sweet little woman get along On your way Well, get along Sweet little woman get along On your way I'm in heat, I'm in love But I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no Well on a train, I met a dame She rather handsome We kinda looked the same She was pretty From New York City I'm walkin' down that old fair lane I'm in heat, I'm in love But I just couldn't tell her so I said, train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long With a heave, and a ho But I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no Well, get along Sweet little woman get along On your way Well, get along Sweet little woman get along On your way I'm in heat, I'm in love But I just couldn't tell her Well, we made a stop in Albequerque She musta thought I was a real cool jerk Got off the train, and put her hands up Lookin' so good, I couldn't let her go I'm in heat, I'm in love But I just couldn't tell her so I said, train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long Train kept a rollin' all night long With a heave, and a ho But I just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no
Blues hearted lady Sleepy was she Love for the devil Brought her to me Seas of a thousand Drawn to her sin Seasons of wither Holdin' me in Oh, woe is me I feel so badly for you Oh, woe is me I feel so sadly for you in time Time to lose your mind Live on borrowed time Take the wind right out of your sails Fireflies dance in the heat of Hound dogs that bay at the moon My ship leaves in the midnight Can't say I'll be back too soon They awaken Far, far away Heat of my candle Show me the way Seas of a thousand Drawn her to sin Seasons of wither Holdin' me in Oh, woe is me I feel so badly for you Oh, woe is me I feel so sadly for you in time Time to lose your mind Live on borrowed time Take the wind right out of your sails
When I'm in heat Someone gets a notion I jump to my feet I hoof it to the ocean We hit a beach Where no one gives a hoot Nobody never ever wears a suit The ladies there They look so proud That's 'cause they know That they've been so well endowed Now, I ain't much For Fannie's conversation Or care to much About her operation But every time Pandora comes my way I get high Can't explain the sensation To get it on I gotta watch what I say Or I'll catch hell From the women's liberation Sweet Pandora God-like aura Smell like a flora Open up your door-a for me Sweet Pandora God-like aura Smell like a flora Open up your door-a for me Sweet Pandora Mama crack a smile for me Just for me, just for me Just for me, just for me Just for me, just for me Just for me Now I ain't what You'd call a city slicker Or claim to fame To be a slitty licker But every time Pandora comes my way I get high Can't explain the sensation To get it on I gotta watch what I say Or I'll catch hell From the women's liberation Sweet Pandora God-like aura Smell like a flora Open up your door-a for me Sweet Pandora God-like aura Smell like a flora Open up your door-a for me Sweet Pandora Mama crack a smile for me Just for me, just for me Just for me, just for me Just for me, just for me Just for me